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sankahjang

USA
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Posted - 15 Dec 2005 :  10:32:30  Show Profile Send sankahjang a Private Message
A man had a heart attack and was rushed to a hospital ER .After a diagnose by a doctor, he was imformed that the only way out for him is to have a heart trasplant.

After a check up with the donated organ departmt of the hospital, they realized that there was no available heart for this dying man, who was told that his heart could hold him for just a couple of hours.All of a suden, the whole room but the doctor bust into tears.

Few munites later, the doctor got a message that they just have two heart available. A heart from a civil servant and an attorney.The doctor asked the man which one he would like to have, the man quickly responded "the attorney's".

The doctor said " don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"
The man said "I already know enough.The hearts of civil servants are bleeding hearts and the attorneys, probably they never use them. So I will take the attorney's.

sankahjang

USA
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Posted - 16 Dec 2005 :  09:37:52  Show Profile Send sankahjang a Private Message
" when a diplomat says yes it means maybe. when he says maybe it means no. when he say no, his ass aint no diplomat".
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