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turk
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 Posted - 04 Aug 2010 : 14:50:36
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Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Well, whenever my husband come home drunk, he beats me up until he goes to bed and usually gives me black eye. I don't know what to do.
Doctor: Do not worry, I have a solution for your problem. Here is the solution. Make a tea with lemon juice, peppermint, honey, parsley and celery roots and when your husband arrive, drink some but do not swallow, just leave the tea in your mouth until your husband sleep.
Two weeks later.
Woman: Doctor, you are a genius, nothing happened no more black eye, and no more beating. My husband was so nice all the time. You are amazing, your tea formula worked. I made the tea, I drunk some and left the tea in my mouth until my husband go sleep, and no beating at all. The tea formula was magical.
Doctor: You see, keeping your mouth shut always works.
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diaspora! Too many Chiefs and Very Few Indians.
Halifa Salah: PDOIS is however realistic. It is fully aware that the Gambian voters are yet to reach a level of political consciousness that they rely on to vote on the basis of Principles, policies and programmes and practices. |
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toubab1020
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Posted - 04 Aug 2010 : 18:19:26
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Ohhh,... very sexist Turk, Sister O will not be amused ! |
"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.
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kayjatta
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Posted - 05 Aug 2010 : 08:17:12
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Originally posted by turk
Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Well, whenever my husband come home drunk, he beats me up until he goes to bed and usually gives me black eye. I don't know what to do.
Doctor: Do not worry, I have a solution for your problem. Here is the solution. Make a tea with lemon juice, peppermint, honey, parsley and celery roots and when your husband arrive, drink some but do not swallow, just leave the tea in your mouth until your husband sleep.
Two weeks later.
Woman: Doctor, you are a genius, nothing happened no more black eye, and no more beating. My husband was so nice all the time. You are amazing, your tea formula worked. I made the tea, I drunk some and left the tea in my mouth until my husband go sleep, and no beating at all. The tea formula was magical.
Doctor: You see, keeping your mouth shut always works.
Nice formula. Smart doctor, probably a male. Yes if we can keep the woman's mouth shut...  , because seriously the problem cannot be the drink . Hey, hey, wait a minute; just kidding Anna okay |
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anna
Netherlands
730 Posts |
Posted - 09 Aug 2010 : 17:48:48
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What does this have to do with me 
I hate tea, i am a coffee-person.
A rather silly sexist 'joke', indeed. Kayatta, you should have known better  . Smart (probably male) doctor, forget it pal!
Turk, try to come up with something more intelligent....... |
When an old African dies, it is as if a whole library has burnt down.
Amadou Hampate Ba (Mali) |
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turk
USA
3356 Posts |
Posted - 09 Aug 2010 : 18:24:15
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| No one is sexist here. It is just having some humor. What da... Some people take life so seriously. |
diaspora! Too many Chiefs and Very Few Indians.
Halifa Salah: PDOIS is however realistic. It is fully aware that the Gambian voters are yet to reach a level of political consciousness that they rely on to vote on the basis of Principles, policies and programmes and practices. |
Edited by - turk on 09 Aug 2010 18:25:53 |
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anna
Netherlands
730 Posts |
Posted - 10 Aug 2010 : 21:48:31
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But Turk, this joke wasn't even remotely funny!
Better you stick to backgammon (which i am very good at). |
When an old African dies, it is as if a whole library has burnt down.
Amadou Hampate Ba (Mali) |
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turk
USA
3356 Posts |
Posted - 10 Aug 2010 : 21:59:52
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Anna - It was not supposed to be funny for you anna. As a woman, your role is not the one who to laugh, but it is one to be laughed at. For backgammon, I am sure you would be very good within female competition! :)
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diaspora! Too many Chiefs and Very Few Indians.
Halifa Salah: PDOIS is however realistic. It is fully aware that the Gambian voters are yet to reach a level of political consciousness that they rely on to vote on the basis of Principles, policies and programmes and practices. |
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anna
Netherlands
730 Posts |
Posted - 10 Aug 2010 : 22:24:54
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Of course .Thank you for proving that the joke was meant to be sexist: a woman's role is one to be laughed at.
What's that about 'female competition' . Male supremacy, is that your line as well? I'm sure you know what i mean when i tell you that unfortunately you are a MCP, Turk  . Thinking ahead rapidly and adjusting your strategy to make use of your opponent's flaws are not a man's prerogatives.
I thought today someone somewhere in this forum told you to 'get real'. |
When an old African dies, it is as if a whole library has burnt down.
Amadou Hampate Ba (Mali) |
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turk
USA
3356 Posts |
Posted - 10 Aug 2010 : 22:54:14
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Ha ha ha. You did not even need to tell me any of these stuff. I already knew how you were going to respond. As I was typing, I was laughing knowing you would take these seriously and knowing how you would react this way. That is too much fun. And within 'female competition' was exactly planned to provoke you. Anna, 'the woman are too easy to provoke'. (Is that male supremacy too?).
What is MCP? lol
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diaspora! Too many Chiefs and Very Few Indians.
Halifa Salah: PDOIS is however realistic. It is fully aware that the Gambian voters are yet to reach a level of political consciousness that they rely on to vote on the basis of Principles, policies and programmes and practices. |
Edited by - turk on 10 Aug 2010 22:55:20 |
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kayjatta
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Posted - 10 Aug 2010 : 23:57:10
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Originally posted by turk
Anna - It was not supposed to be funny for you anna. As a woman, your role is not the one who to laugh, but it is one to be laughed at. For backgammon, I am sure you would be very good within female competition! :)
Okay with tha,t I pulled out! I didn't see that coming, Turk . |
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anna
Netherlands
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Posted - 11 Aug 2010 : 00:07:24
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MCP, Turk? I'm sure you've googled it by now.
Night night, glad you had such a wonderful day ! |
When an old African dies, it is as if a whole library has burnt down.
Amadou Hampate Ba (Mali) |
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