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Momodou
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 Posted - 18 Jan 2010 : 08:47:05
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster
and ten hens he kept them in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen MY cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.
Amen!´
Source: Unknown
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A clear conscience fears no accusation - proverb from Sierra Leone |
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concort
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Posted - 18 Jan 2010 : 09:08:21
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Momodou, you got jokes, bro. This is mighty funny and I'm pretty sure that my wife, who is part Irish would not appreciate this Joke. Hahaha. |
As Salamu Alaikum Waramatullah Wabarakatu |
Edited by - concort on 18 Jan 2010 09:16:13 |
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kayjatta
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Posted - 18 Jan 2010 : 09:09:59
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| Never mind, forget it. Its just a cock |
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concort
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Posted - 18 Jan 2010 : 09:21:23
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Kay, you sound like you were present when this event took place. Just kidding! |
As Salamu Alaikum Waramatullah Wabarakatu |
Edited by - concort on 18 Jan 2010 09:36:21 |
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kayjatta
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Posted - 18 Jan 2010 : 09:38:28
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quote:
Originally posted by concort
Kay, you sound like you were present when this event took place. Just kidding!
I just happened to be one of the men in the congregation |
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concort
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Posted - 18 Jan 2010 : 09:41:06
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| Were you among "All the men that stood up" or among "Half the men that stood up"?Never mind there was no "Half the men stood up scenario. |
As Salamu Alaikum Waramatullah Wabarakatu |
Edited by - concort on 18 Jan 2010 09:43:46 |
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kayjatta
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Posted - 18 Jan 2010 : 09:50:06
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quote:
Originally posted by concort
Were you among "All the men that stood up" or among "Half the men that stood up"?Never mind there was no "Half the men stood up scenario.
felt very sorry for the altar boys though... |
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toubab1020
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Posted - 18 Jan 2010 : 11:33:00
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Ah.......... The Irish joke,  sense of humour returned |
"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.
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