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Dalton1



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Posted - 23 Jan 2009 :  17:57:37  Show Profile  Visit Dalton1's Homepage Send Dalton1 a Private Message
Batch Samba’s demeanor to Women.
By YJ

BS, for his entire name. Call him ‘bull ****’ and you make no mistake. His personality, his demeanor, and stubbornness are beyond acceptable standards. He is a type that believes in demeaning women, using the “****” and the “Whore” language, even far worst than the late Tupac Shakur would do.

As the Ogusi woman passed by in the streets of Freetown, Batch Samba won’t seal his mouth one bit. It all began with a complement from a passerby, a woman in her mid-thirties whose way to work edges Batch Samba’s street of residence.

“Hello Batch Samba! You are so handsome.” The Ogusi woman commented.

“Hey Ogusi! You are so ugly.” Batch Samba responded.

The woman ignored Batch Samba’s demeanor and went to work. On that day, it didn’t really touch her that much at work.

On the second day, the Ogusi passed by the same street. Again, the notorious Batch Samba, ‘amut yar ak tegin’ has echoed loud and thundering:

“Hey Ogusi! You are ugly.”

The Ogusi went to work much inconvenienced by the words of demeanor that kept thundering in her ears and making her heart-beat go much faster than normal causing her panic fear.

On the third day, Batch Samba repeated the same thing again. The Ogusi went to work at fainting point. She was looking all unhappy, peeping through every small and big mirror; looking at her shadows and facial smiles; nostrils and eyes; cheeks and skin complexion; forehead and leaps; and the unending list of beauty features on a woman’s body. She was growing complex. She reported Batch Samba to his uncle under whose guardianship Batch Samba was, thinking that with moral advice, Batch Samba will change for the better -even if Batch Samba cannot change his attitude but at least to change his directive attack on her. That was the way the Ogusi was thinking.

Batch Samba was advised by his uncle not call the Ogusi ugly any more. He (Batch) promised his uncle that he will never use such words as ugly on the Ogusi.

The Fourth day, the Ogusi was on her way to work again. Batch Samba look at her straight in the face and said:

“Hey Ogusi!”

The Ogusi strangely looked back at him and said

“What?”

And Batch Samba went:

“You know!”

"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:

kaanibaa



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Posted - 24 Jan 2009 :  00:58:09  Show Profile Send kaanibaa a Private Message
Achew mawdo .This boy reminds me of a mate who enjoys making others miserable, he would pinch kids on their chicks and laugh when they cry. The mothers not noticing his pranks would at times shush the baby feeling it was just a bad mannered one who simply loves to cry,Malamin is such a bad boy. But then your BS is truly bad; men!
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Dalton1



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Posted - 24 Jan 2009 :  01:32:13  Show Profile  Visit Dalton1's Homepage Send Dalton1 a Private Message
Bro kani;

you got the humor.

You are the assigned author of the next scenario.

pan jak!

D...

"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:
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kaanibaa



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Posted - 24 Jan 2009 :  02:38:49  Show Profile Send kaanibaa a Private Message
Bro , I deviate , giving another story . An old pa Jola from near kanincunninglie, likes to go into the bush hunting for bush meat "Dicks" and wild cassava. When he gets some he would bring the meat and cassava home and cook in his special pot. When it is done he would sit under his shelter facing others in his village , waiting for any one to beg for a bit of his food, a ready reply comes; "Lemang!"yee haa!
Acham ,haala gassi; ka galleh kumandang!
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