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turk
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SH!T is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.
WORLD RELIGIONS PHILOSOPHY AND OTHER THINGS
THE COMPLETE AND UNCENSORED SH!T LIST
AGNOSTICISM What is this SH!T?
ALTRUISM Want some SH!T?
AMISH SH!T dost occur.
APATHISM I don't give a SH!T.
ATHEISM I don't believe this SH!T.
BA'HAI All SH!T is truly SH!T.
BUDDHISM SH!T happens.
BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM SH!T happens because the Bible says so.
CAPITALISM How much will this SH!T cost?
CARTESIANISM I SH!T, therefore I am.
CATHOLICISM If SH!T happens, you deserved it.
CLASSICAL Marxism The workers take all the SH!T, but they're gonna dish it back out again.
COMMUNISM It's everybody's SH!T.
CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "SH!T happens."
CREATION SCIENCE We have proof that God created all the SH!T that happens.
CONTRACT THEORY If we don't agree to form society, everything will go to SH!T.
DADISM Your mom knows her SH!T.
DARWINISM We came up from SH!T.
DESCARTES I SH!T therefore I am.
DIANETICS SH!T your way to a better life.
DOMINICANS Belive in SH!T, or we'll boil you in it.
DYSLEXIANISM Hits shapnep.
DISCORDIANISM This MIGHT be SH!T, but is instead a fuzzy 1955 Mustang.
Logical-Positivism SH!T = S+H+I+T
MARINES It's not just SH!T, it's an adventure.
MCCARTHYISM Are you now, or have you ever been, SH!T?
MENNONITE None of this modern SH!T now.
MOMISM You'll eat this SH!T and like it!
MORMONISM Your SH!T is SH!T, but our SH!T is the ONE TRUE SH!T.
MURPHISM SH!T always happens at the worst possible time and place.
NARCISSISM My SH!T don't stink.
NIETSCHE If you're not Ubermenschen, you're not SH!T.
NIHILISM Everything is SH!T.
NIXONISM SH!T didn't happen, and if it did, I don't know anything about it.
Nonsequiturism Route 176 goes south.
Objectivism (Ann Rand) SH!T is SH!T.
PAGANISM SH!T happens. And is a part of nature.
PANGLOSSISM This is the best of all possible SH!Ts.
PLATONISM There is an ideal SH!T, of which all the SH!T that happens is but an imperfect image.
Protestantism Let SH!T happen to someone else.
RASTAFARIAN SH!T happens, but if it's all right with Jah, it's all right with me.
ROBINISM (tv) Holy SH!T Batman!
RUSSEAU Only natural SH!T is worth SH!T.
Rastafarianism "Let's smoke this SH!T."
SHINTO SH!T is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.
SKINNERISM If eat then SH!T.
SOLIPSISM All this SH!T is a creation of my imagination.
SOLIPSISM The only thing I can be sure of is that my SH!T happens.
SPOONERISM Hit shappens.
STALINISM The state treats you like SH!T.
SUBGENIUS Bob happens -- SO GIVE ME SOME SLACK!
SURREALISM SH!T is shiny and shaped like a buick.
Scientific-Creationism SH!T happens all at once
Secular-Humanism SH!T happens, but there's a rational explanation.
TAOISM The SH!T that happens is not the true SH!T.
THE-FORCE Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the SH!T.
TV-Evangelism you need our SH!T, but it'll cost you.
UNITARIANISM There's only one SH!T, but you can have it happen any way you want.
Utilitarianism Do that which generates the greatest SH!T for the greatest number.
VANDALISM I'm gonna wreck this SH!T!
VOODOOISM SH!T doesn't just happen - somebody dumped it on you
Xeno's paradox It's logically impossible for SH!T to happen.
YUPPIEISM It's my SH!T! All mine!
ZEN What is the sound of SH!T happening?
COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF WORLD RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES
TAOISM SH!T Happens
CONFUCIANISM Confucius says, "SH!T Happens."
ZEN What is the sound of SH!T happening?
YOGA There's a full lotus SH!T happening.
TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION SH!T. SH!T. SH!T. SH!T. SH!T. SH!T.......
HINDUISM This SH!T has happened before.
ISLAM If SH!T happens, it is the will of Allah.
CATHOLICISM If SH!T happens, you deserve it.
FUNDAMENTALISM If SH!T happens, they deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM Let SH!T happen to someone else.
EPISCOPALIANISM When SH!T happens, make it tasteful.
JUDAISM Why does SH!T always happen to US?
MORMONISM SH!T's going to happen. Stockpile.
UNITARIANISM Deal with your own SH!T happening.
TWELVE STEP PROGRAMS. We're powerless over SH!T. Turn SH!T over.
ASTROLOGY Uranus transits.
PERESTROIKA We can't control SH!T. Let SH!T happen.
AGNOSTICISM SH!T may or may not be happening; we don't know SH!T.
ATHEISM No SH!T.
GNOSTICISM Know SH!T.
My own list (to be edited in later)...
Taoism SH!T happens
Confucianism Confucius say, "SH!T happens."
Buddhism If SH!T happens, it isn't really SH!T.
Zen What is the sound of SH!T happening?
Hinduism This SH!T happened before.
Islam If SH!T happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam If SH!T happens, take a hostage.
Protestantism Let SH!T happen to someone else.
Protestantism SH!T won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism If SH!T happens, you deserve it.
Judaism Why does this SH!T always happen to us?
Atheism I don't believe this SH!T
Agnosticism What is this SH!T?
Unitarian What is this SH!T?
Hare Krishna SH!T happens rama rama ding ding.
7th Day Adventist SH!T happens on Saturdays.
Jehovah's Witness Knock, knock, "SH!T happens."
Mormon SH!T happens again & again & again.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this SH!T!
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