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 Posted - 24 Nov 2008 : 21:33:48
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Topic author: snuggels
Subject: Allways look under the bed
Posted on: 19 Nov 2008 22:31:20
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Bubba went to a psychiatrist. He said 'I've got problems.' Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
> 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
> 'How much do you charge?'
> 'Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.'
> 'I'll sleep on it,' said Bubba.
> Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the psychiatrist
> 'Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
> 'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
> 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!'
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Reply author: kondorong
Replied on: 19 Nov 2008 23:08:56
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snuggels
This piece is hilarious!!!!
Certianly with no legs, there cant be any body under the bed.
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kaanibaa
United Kingdom
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Posted - 05 Dec 2008 : 17:26:54
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| What about the bugs , well bed bugs can make you sleepless oops! That is why they say only the one who lies on a bed knows what it feels like. but that was a great joke bro Kondorong, where did you dig that one from ? Love it yep! |
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kondorong
Gambia
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Posted - 06 Dec 2008 : 00:23:14
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kaaniba
It was not my posting. Its snuggels' |
“When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.” |
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serenata
Germany
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Posted - 06 Dec 2008 : 08:13:52
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 Very funny, snuggels, thanks.
I have another one:
"Doctor, I have a problem. I think I am a moth."
- "Well, and I think you should see a psychiatrist!"
- "I know, Doctor, but the light in your office was on..." |
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