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Santanfara



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Posted - 02 Apr 2011 :  14:18:48  Show Profile  Visit Santanfara's Homepage Send Santanfara a Private Message
Few years ago, I went to visit a Kenyan business man friend of mine at his shopping mall in Dalston London. He is such a good business man, some loyal customers passby for a chat.
On the faithful day I visited him, an English middle age friend of him also came by.
When people say every English man can do comedy or make people laugh, it is nearly true.
This English guy relate a very sureal but rude story. Just for Toubab to know, people will always never be same.
Here is the story:
An English man is said to be furious that, some English women find French men attractive and romantic. He decided to demonstrate that, in fact English men can equally be romantic. The English man who was with his spouse on holiday in France, was doing all that the lady requested with absolute precision. He rubbed sun cream on her back, crack jokes for her, fetch the drinks etc. He confidently went over to a French man and say, I wonder why they say you French are more romantic than us?

The French man said, I wonder also because all the kindness you are showing not many men will do. The English man smiled and felt relax.
Before departing from the French man, he saw him sniffing something by his nose. He politely asked him, what are you always sniffing?

The French man said, well it is nothing important. The English man insisted, tell me, you cannot stop sniffing it. He said, if you insist, it is my girl friend's private hair, i sniff it to remind me of her before going home.The English man remain open mouth...wondering how do they just make silly things romantic.

Surah- Ar-Rum 30-22
"And among His signs is the creation of heavens and the earth, and the difference of your languages and colours. verily, in that are indeed signs for men of sound knowledge." Qu'ran

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toubab1020



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Posted - 02 Apr 2011 :  17:01:46  Show Profile Send toubab1020 a Private Message
And french ladies don't tend to shave their underarm hair either, I wonder if the frenchman would think that romantic sniffing after she had played a game of tennisthe french certainly are different to most other peoples

talking about frenchmen they do seem rather odd,have a look at this link,I am not saying he was typical of a frenchman
http://www.ljhelms.com/pet/_pujol/thestory/retro.htm

"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.

Edited by - toubab1020 on 02 Apr 2011 17:09:25
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