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Posted - 01 Apr 2011 :  14:33:47  Show Profile
Question:

How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer,
an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?

Answer:
Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes

around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

BRITISH POLICE OFFICER'S Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!


Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 999?

If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? .

If I shoot him, and lose the court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?






AUSTRALIAN OFFICER'S Answer:

BANG!






AMERICAN OFFICER'S Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 'click'....

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?'



AND WHAT DOES THIS STORY TELL US ABOUT THE STATE OF BRITAIN TODAY? .....................

· WE CAN DO – NOTHING! WE CAN SAY – NOTHING! WE ARE ......... NOTHING!

· ; OUR BRITISH WAY OF LIFE IS NO MORE – IT HAS DISINTEGRATED.
· WE CANNOT BE OURSELVES – AS WE USED TO BE – BEFORE BRUSSELS .

· WE HAVE BEEN PUT DOWN AND DROWNED BY HUMAN RIGHTS’ LEGISLATION ... SILLY LEGIS LATION.

· WHITE IS BECOMING THE MINORITY – IN OUR OWN LAND.

· CHRISTIANITY IS BECOMING THE MINORITY – IN OUR OWN LAND.

· WE WALK ON EGGSHELLS FOR FEAR OF OFFENDING OTHERS – IN OUR OWN LAND.

· THE GOOD, HONEST, UPRIGHT CITIZENS – HAVE LITTLE OR NO RIGHTS

· THE BAD, DISHONEST COWARDS IN OUR SOCIETY – HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS.

· WHAT CAN WE DO? WHAT CAN WE DO? WHAT ARE WE TO DO?


If this moves you, please pass it on. This is my opinion only –
to which, of course, I am still entitled (well, for the present at least but for how long

toubab1020



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Posted - 01 Apr 2011 :  15:54:35  Show Profile Send toubab1020 a Private Message
Yet another case of social engineering by politicians,if common sense costs money and is practical we dont want it,all those training courses, its all a matter of culture you know an experence in the social caring world that we now live in.

"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.

Edited by - toubab1020 on 01 Apr 2011 15:55:11
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