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Posted - 18 Nov 2010 :  14:02:28  Show Profile Send toubab1020 a Private Message
A little explaination I think, Community service is a new punishment idea for those who have done wrong it is unpaid community work as a punishment for a crime, could be gardening for old folks, cleaning street of litter,in this case it was a barber who was being punished for wrongdoing. This joke originated in an e mail sent to me.
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community service this week.' The florist was pleased and
left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was
a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at
his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when
he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can
not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this
week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country and the
politicians who run it.


BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO BE
CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON

"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.
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