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 DR MBOWE TAKES A SECOND WIFE!!!
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kayjatta



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Posted - 03 Aug 2010 :  08:32:43  Show Profile Send kayjatta a Private Message
http://observer.gm/africa/gambia/article/dr-mbowe-marries-second-wife

The head of Jammeh's controversial "Fertility Program", Dr. Tamsir Mbowe has married a second wife as reported by the Daily Observer. Gainako's Solo was late this time , and my good friend Dalton was really pissed off about that . Dr. Mbowe said Islam gives him the right to marry four wives, and added that his true inspiration is the "President's Fertility Program".
Finally, one good solid proof that Jammeh's Fertility Program is working. Guys its working!!!

toubab1020



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Posted - 03 Aug 2010 :  08:39:20  Show Profile Send toubab1020 a Private Message
KAY, Naughty Better hope that sister O misses that one !

"Finally, one good solid proof that Jammeh's Fertility Program is working. Guys its working!!! "

"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.

Edited by - toubab1020 on 03 Aug 2010 08:40:58
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kayjatta



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Posted - 04 Aug 2010 :  11:15:37  Show Profile Send kayjatta a Private Message
Actually today Dr. Mbowe announced that he feels so fertile he "wants to just go ahead and take all his promised four wives at once" (his own words). He again attributes his incredible fertility to the "Presidential Fertility Program".

Edited by - kayjatta on 04 Aug 2010 11:29:12
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toubab1020



12314 Posts

Posted - 04 Aug 2010 :  11:30:54  Show Profile Send toubab1020 a Private Message
When independant sucessful scientific tests on the H.E.programme have been completed showing that this treatment works so well then many will flock to The Gambia and give up buying available western products,very good for tourism and the hotel industy

"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.

Edited by - toubab1020 on 04 Aug 2010 11:31:49
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kayjatta



2978 Posts

Posted - 04 Aug 2010 :  11:37:58  Show Profile Send kayjatta a Private Message

Oh yeah, and before we realize it "Vision 2020" will be upon us...
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Momodou



Denmark
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Posted - 04 Aug 2010 :  12:19:17  Show Profile Send Momodou a Private Message
Dr. Mbows Private clinic at Kanifing is doing very fine. I saw the place not so far from the Serrekund General hospital and was told that many deliver their babies there. H.E's "Fertility Program" is in fact a boost for Dr. Mbow's business.

A clear conscience fears no accusation - proverb from Sierra Leone
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toubab1020



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Posted - 04 Aug 2010 :  14:01:51  Show Profile Send toubab1020 a Private Message
Well spotted,remember there is nothing like personal experience to make you an expert
Me cynical its just another form of politics

"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.

Edited by - toubab1020 on 04 Aug 2010 14:03:13
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Dalton1



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Posted - 04 Aug 2010 :  16:36:31  Show Profile  Visit Dalton1's Homepage Send Dalton1 a Private Message
quote:
...and my good friend Dalton was really pissed off about that...


Your above utterance is good for humor. Even Greta Christina agrees with Dr. Mbowe on this one, or yet still the Zulu King of S. Africa,Joseph Zuma .

I wish the couples a happy marriage. I have some 'sutusinjang suhloh' (roots) and 'bitter-cola' for Dr. Mbowe so he can energize his libidinal sexual urges...viagra is too expensive, and may pose health effects. In my view, polygamy is normal in a Gambian society.

Take it easy on him on this one.....



yj

"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:
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toubab1020



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Posted - 04 Aug 2010 :  18:14:50  Show Profile Send toubab1020 a Private Message
"In my view, polygamy is normal in a Gambian society."

But you will have to work very hard, and its expensive with 4

"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.

Edited by - toubab1020 on 04 Aug 2010 18:16:11
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mansasulu



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Posted - 04 Aug 2010 :  19:12:06  Show Profile Send mansasulu a Private Message
It can actually be less expensive, if you manage to engage all of them in some of employment...all you have to do is strategeically run the show if you know what I mean...(STRICTLY JOKING)lol...In the case of Tam, that wouldn't be a problem I suppose, since he has a private business.

Totally agree with you on the hard work part...especially if you have to pull a quadruple shift in a space of four days and nights...hey its doable...lol

"...Verily, in the remembrance of Allâh do hearts find rest..." Sura Al-Rad (Chapter 13, Verse 28)

...Gambian by birth, Muslim by the grace of Allah...
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toubab1020



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Posted - 04 Aug 2010 :  20:47:20  Show Profile Send toubab1020 a Private Message

Pleased that you understand my sense of humour



quote:
Originally posted by mansasulu

It can actually be less expensive, if you manage to engage all of them in some of employment...all you have to do is strategeically run the show if you know what I mean...(STRICTLY JOKING)lol...In the case of Tam, that wouldn't be a problem I suppose, since he has a private business.

Totally agree with you on the hard work part...especially if you have to pull a quadruple shift in a space of four days and nights...hey its doable...lol


"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.
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kayjatta



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Posted - 05 Aug 2010 :  07:15:19  Show Profile Send kayjatta a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Dalton1

quote:
...and my good friend Dalton was really pissed off about that...


Your above utterance is good for humor. Even Greta Christina agrees with Dr. Mbowe on this one, or yet still the Zulu King of S. Africa,Joseph Zuma .

I wish the couples a happy marriage. I have some 'sutusinjang suhloh' (roots) and 'bitter-cola' for Dr. Mbowe so he can energize his libidinal sexual urges...viagra is too expensive, and may pose health effects. In my view, polygamy is normal in a Gambian society.

Take it easy on him on this one.....



yj



I think Tam could use some "bitter cola", Dalton . Thanks for sharing in the humor.
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Jack



Belgium
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Posted - 05 Aug 2010 :  09:04:16  Show Profile Send Jack a Private Message
and the farmers in the GAMBIA complain they lack lots of fertilizers...

Dr Mbowe : go and fertilize your country
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kayjatta



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Posted - 05 Aug 2010 :  09:15:45  Show Profile Send kayjatta a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Jack

and the farmers in the GAMBIA complain they lack lots of fertilizers...

Dr Mbowe : go and fertilize your country



That is a good one, Jack !!
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