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snuggels
960 Posts |
 Posted - 26 Oct 2009 : 21:22:18
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Man to Wife
Man - I dont know why you ware bras
Wife - Why you say that
Man - well you got nothing to put in them
Wife - You ware unerpants dont you!!!!!
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turk
USA
3356 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2009 : 07:26:30
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70 years old man buys new Cowboy boots he always wanted. Excited, he goes home, wearing them, to show his wife.
Man: Honey, did you notice anything on me different today.
Wife: I don't see nothing.
Man takes his jacket off.
Man: Honey, now, did you notice anything on me different today.
Wife: I don't see nothing.
Man takes his shirt off.
Man: Honey, now, did you notice anything on me different today.
Wife: I don't see nothing.
Man takes his pants off.
Man: Honey, now, did you notice anything on me different today.
Wife: I don't see nothing.
Man takes his everthing off but cowboy boots.
Man: Honey, now, did you notice anything on me different today.
Wife: I don't see nothing other than your p.... looking down.
Man: Yeah, maybe it noticed, looking at my new boots.
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diaspora! Too many Chiefs and Very Few Indians.
Halifa Salah: PDOIS is however realistic. It is fully aware that the Gambian voters are yet to reach a level of political consciousness that they rely on to vote on the basis of Principles, policies and programmes and practices. |
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kayjatta
2978 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2009 : 08:35:28
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quote:
Originally posted by snuggels
Man to Wife
Man - I dont know why you ware bras
Wife - Why you say that
Man - well you got nothing to put in them
Wife - You ware unerpants dont you!!!!!
Are you serious? I have been told that size means everything. Or have I been lied to again? |
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turk
USA
3356 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2009 : 09:29:23
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The Queen of United Kingdom and Sultan of Ottoman Empire helds cease-fire negotiations after long bloody war. The deadlock is 'which country is bigger'. After looooooooooooooooooong diplomatic negotiations, both sides can't come to terms. Finally Queen and Sultan have the last talk.
Queen: I will prove tonight UK is bigger than Ottoman Empire.
Sultan: How?
Queen: OK, come to my tent tonight, I will prove it to you.
The night arrives, and Sultan enters to the Queen tent. She starts getting naked and start seducing the Sultan. Then eventually, Sultan gives up and start having sex with the Queen. Suddenly Queen push Sultan and stands up.
Queen: See, I proved that UK is bigger.
Sultan: How?
Queen: Well, I took your ..... inside of my ...., a moment ago, and, that is itself a proof that my kingdom is bigger than your empire.
Sultan: Well, not exactly, two islands Creet and Cyprus were still outside. |
diaspora! Too many Chiefs and Very Few Indians.
Halifa Salah: PDOIS is however realistic. It is fully aware that the Gambian voters are yet to reach a level of political consciousness that they rely on to vote on the basis of Principles, policies and programmes and practices. |
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kayjatta
2978 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2009 : 09:40:49
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| Hahahahaha, Turk you are a bad boy. That is a good one though ..... :) |
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snuggels
960 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2009 : 10:07:35
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quote:
Originally posted by kayjatta
quote:
Originally posted by snuggels
Man to Wife
Man - I dont know why you ware bras
Wife - Why you say that
Man - well you got nothing to put in them
Wife - You ware unerpants dont you!!!!!
Are you serious? I have been told that size means everything. Or have I been lied to again?
Yep Size does matter. Ask any women. The size of ya wallet |
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kayjatta
2978 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2009 : 10:16:14
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| wallet??? |
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toubab1020
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Posted - 29 Oct 2009 : 13:39:05
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Originally posted by kayjatta
wallet???
Kay, Snuggles really means what he says ,you know the enclosure where you keep you money  it is not a tribal English word which has another meaning |
"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.
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