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Dalton1
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 Posted - 18 Jul 2009 : 13:44:56
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CIC
This joke is from a former teacher.
It was time to go to war, and the mighty Spider was the Commander In Chief (CIC). The Spider gathered all the troops, prepared the armory and ordered for a salute. After the momentum, the Spider said: “We are at war!”
(Everyone listened attentively, and even the ants stopped their movement for a second.)
The Spider continued “We have two choices, because we have to win this battle.”
(At that point, ears were thundering aloud and eyes raining tears as to who will go and who will stay.)
“You will all go, and I will stay,” said the CIC
(Everyone shouted, “Rule number one!”)
“Or I will stay, and you will all go.” Continued the CIC.
(Everyone looked around and shouted “Rule number two!”)
by Dalton.
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"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:
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