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 Posted - 22 Oct 2008 : 23:00:34
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She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
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> She asks him why he is staring.
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> He replies:
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> 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
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> She answers,
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> 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
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> and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
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> 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
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> She responds,
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> 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
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> #1, you have to be single and
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> #2, you must be Catholic.'
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> The cab driver is very excited and says,
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> 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
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> 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
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> The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would
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> make a hooker blush.
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> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
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> 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
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> 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
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> I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
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> The nun says, 'That's OK.
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> My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party
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