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Dalton1



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Posted - 29 Aug 2008 :  03:48:37  Show Profile  Visit Dalton1's Homepage Send Dalton1 a Private Message
Ramadhan Humor

"Pull the curtains down." the imam's voice went on during mid-day. Mba-Fatoumatta, wife to the imam gazed and wondered what an instruction this afternoon, i.e. pulling the curtains at mid-day. From sleep, Imam Ratib Tunkara has meant to darken the room for a 'shuhur' meal. He was reminded that 'shuhur' time was gone.

Poor imam went back to the room for a nap, with grinding stomach walls. The hard lashes on the stomach-wall didn't permit any sleep. Back and forward from the living room to the bedroom, and finally gave up that little struggle. The Imam has lifted the gun by the bedside, loaded with gun-power and pointed to mighty blazing sun for a 'bombarde' to finish the good old sun, provider of heat, water and warm temperatures.

Mba-Fatoumatta yelled aloud "Come help me! Come help me!"

Curious villagers all gathered for the hue and cry to rescue this sun . To their dismay, the imam was in for falling down the mighty sun.

"Nay! Nay!" they all went in chorus while struggling to get the gun from the imam. Imam finally gave up. He drank water and food to belly-full.

Note:The piece is a tribute to all muslims. The character "Tunkara" no doubt is a Sarahulle man. It can take the position of a Baldeh as well. The great world philosophers all utilized traditional narations. This one, though imaginary and a courtesy of some grandfather, remains a piece to write, to wish all muslims well.


"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:

kaanibaa



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Posted - 08 Sep 2008 :  17:30:44  Show Profile Send kaanibaa a Private Message
Bro Dalton , this is a hilarious piece and I just can't stop laughing . Some people do (Pissali) and this is a classic scenario of such a behavior . I suggest it was a fula man not a sarankuleh or marakahman. hahaa.
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Dalton1



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Posted - 09 Sep 2008 :  04:56:06  Show Profile  Visit Dalton1's Homepage Send Dalton1 a Private Message
Happy ramadhan bro kani..

just some busy time right now couple-up with fasting whips (al hamdoulillah).

I am glad you like it. actually, it was a jola man (: (: (:

D...


"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:

Edited by - Dalton1 on 09 Sep 2008 05:03:44
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kaanibaa



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Posted - 09 Sep 2008 :  21:58:28  Show Profile Send kaanibaa a Private Message
Yeah man! a serereh man; more likely to be in this picture , please throw the bone at them shall we!
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