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turk
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 Posted - 10 Aug 2008 : 18:53:46
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A commander and his army lost the war and was captured by the enemy army. He would be executed or given opportunity to go free if he can answer one question by the chief of the enemy army.
"I would forgive you if you answer my question. What do women want most? Answer this, you and your army free"
The commander knows the ugly witch on the mountain ararat is the only person knows the answer. He goes there eventually he founds the ugly witch. And he asks the question. What do women want?
The witch tels him, she would answer the question only if the commander get marry with her. "Marry me, i will give you answer".
The commander accept the offer. Marry her, get the answer, go back to battle field and the enemy army chief forgive him and his army. The answer was "women like to act with free will".
As he promised and got married with the ugly witch, the commander go back and it is the first night. The ugly witch becames most beautiful women when night fall. And the beautiful witch goes "well, this is my thing, I am ugly during the day, beautiful during the night. Which one you want me to be.
The commander answer "It is up to you. It is your free will". And sunrise, sunset, sunrise again. The commander found out that the ugly witch stays beautiful day and night, forever.
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diaspora! Too many Chiefs and Very Few Indians.
Halifa Salah: PDOIS is however realistic. It is fully aware that the Gambian voters are yet to reach a level of political consciousness that they rely on to vote on the basis of Principles, policies and programmes and practices. |
Edited by - turk on 10 Aug 2008 18:58:43 |
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mansasulu
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Posted - 11 Aug 2008 : 16:53:17
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| great piece mate...by the way what is the cost of a sheep in Australia. I visited a local store and their sheep is imported from Australia. |
"...Verily, in the remembrance of Allâh do hearts find rest..." Sura Al-Rad (Chapter 13, Verse 28)
...Gambian by birth, Muslim by the grace of Allah... |
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turk
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Posted - 11 Aug 2008 : 17:39:32
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100 AUS from the local Turkish Farm. Optionally, this price includes slaughther for the rizak-i allah by qualified muslim for you. They keep the skin (they may donate the skin to charity or keep it, I am not sure) they clean up, cut it into pieces and deliver to your home if you are living within the city or ready for pick up at their store. Last year, I got their service for the first time, I was very happy.
This year, I will not do it in Australia. I am thinking doing in Turkey or Gambia. Normally, I keep 1/3 for me, 1/3 for the neighbours, 1/3 for the poor. I have difficulty finding neighbour and poor people in AUS. :)
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diaspora! Too many Chiefs and Very Few Indians.
Halifa Salah: PDOIS is however realistic. It is fully aware that the Gambian voters are yet to reach a level of political consciousness that they rely on to vote on the basis of Principles, policies and programmes and practices. |
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