1.An Japanese comes in Texas to a restaurant. Japanese: A beer please. The beer comes in a beer mug. Japanese: Why the beer is so big? " Landlord: In Texas everything is so big! After a while the Japanese orders a steak. He gets a gigantic steak hanging about the edge of the plate. Japanese: Why the steak is so big? Landlord: In Texas everything is so big! Then have to go the Japanese on the toilet. He asks the landlord for the way. Landlord: Along the way, on the left, then again on the left and falls in the pool. Japanese: Please, do not depart, do not depart!
2 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are in the tent. In the middle of the night Dr. Watson Sherlock of cross-beam is woken up. He is asked by him what he sees. I see stars in the sky. And what this has to signify? Dr. Watson answers to it. There is absolutely intelligent life in the universe. And a lot of planets. Nonsense. One has pinched to us just the tent.
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Posted - 15 Jan 2008 : 19:13:27
