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Galo Sowe
Sweden
116 Posts |
 Posted - 28 Feb 2006 : 18:41:37
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
MOHAMMED SAEED AL SAHHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
YAYA JAMMEH
The NIA has just informed me that the Chicken has crossed the road. According to Decree 215 and with the power vested in me by the gun, I am ordering the security forces to bury the chicken six feet deep.
ESSA SEY
Mr president I knew that the chicken was going to cross the road but I swear I was not there when the chicken crossed the road. Is that why you sent me to Taipei? Oh this chicken! I knew this chicken would be trouble.
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serenata
Germany
1400 Posts |
Posted - 01 Mar 2006 : 18:34:38
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Excellent! 
Here is a more silly chicken joke:
A chicken is hit by a car on a country road in the western hills of Germany. The driver, a fair and polite man, takes the dead chicken and enters the nearby farmhouse.
"Is this your chicken?", he asks the farmer. "If yes, I will pay for it".
The farmer, after a thorough examination:
"Nooo - we don't have chicken as flat as this!" |
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