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Dalton1
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 Posted - 14 Jun 2007 : 13:36:18
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Thursday’s humor
It is narrated that three Serers were praying before breaking their fast during last year’s Ramadan. They had their meal all ready, just to sip into the porridge after the magrib (sunset) prayer. As they commenced prayer, a passing dog rushed to the bowl of porridge and started helping from the abundance.
At that point, the Imam went “Ah chaaa. Ah chaaa. “
The second went “You don’t talk when you are on prayers.”
The third nodded “That’s why I am quiet.”
Lesson: Among these three, whose prayer was valid? Was there any need for a start over?
(Courtesy of Oustaz Darboe.)
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"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:
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Dalton1
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Posted - 14 Jun 2007 : 13:40:16
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Life without humor can be boring. Find time at times to stay off political matters, they could make you loose weight. Here is the big humor for the day.
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"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:
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toubab1020
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Posted - 14 Jun 2007 : 13:44:31
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Dalton1 NO one could disagree with this posting,could they  |
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Dalton1
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Posted - 15 Jun 2007 : 01:04:40
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The Fula man was late for his morning meal (shuhur) during the same month of ramadan. His house was next to the mosque. When he woke up the sun already rised, and you called to the first wife "Hawa mawdo, get the curtain down so that I can eat my shuhur." Hawa Mawdo is normally the title for the first wife. Getting the curtain down meaning to create more darkness in the room. Not knowing the Serer Imam was listening to him. . I am glad you like it. I will be posting more so that I don't become a boring Jammeh critic. I thought I could stay off politics a bit.
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"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:
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Santanfara
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Posted - 15 Jun 2007 : 01:56:52
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dalton ,this is very funny . so what did the serer imam say ? the prayer of the whole serer gang was null and void  .they have to start all over again.
my sarahuleh friend jimy once told me a similar incidence whilst travelling from serekunda to basse. he said '' whilst on the road magrib time comes to pray so the driver stop the vechile for the passengers to say there sallah . he said as a matter of seniority they choose an older man ( may be sanyang kunda ) to lead the prayer. the older man stood infront and was quiet for long time .every body start to look arround .magribe sallah should said loud .the man was quiet . when they asked him imam are you ready for the prayer he said i am on it .they told him but you are quiet ,this is magribe .the old man said heey i can only lead the prayer in a quiet mode not loud. he couldn't recite the verses. they have to change imams .
another funny incident happen in mansajang kunda. i was very young then ,the imam didn't come so we choose an older man again to lead the prayer .he not only mix up the verse but went through three separte surahs without noticing .i laugh so loud ,they chase me out . |
Surah- Ar-Rum 30-22
"And among His signs is the creation of heavens and the earth, and the difference of your languages and colours. verily, in that are indeed signs for men of sound knowledge." Qu'ran
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toubab1020
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Posted - 15 Jun 2007 : 11:44:38
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The Fula man was late etc
I thought I could stay off politics a bit.
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No one has disagreed then......surprise! |
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mbay
Germany
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Posted - 15 Jun 2007 : 15:05:28
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Was that not a Badibu
In Badibu at one funeral.
they went to burial then one man puts his feet in grave in order to put the deceased (if was )in properly and then suddenly starts scratching on the mans leg. you can image what happens there
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Originally posted by Santanfara
dalton ,this is very funny . so what did the serer imam say ? the prayer of the whole serer gang was null and void .they have to start all over again.
my sarahuleh friend jimy once told me a similar incidence whilst travelling from serekunda to basse. he said '' whilst on the road magrib time comes to pray so the driver stop the vechile for the passengers to say there sallah . he said as a matter of seniority they choose an older man ( may be sanyang kunda ) to lead the prayer. the older man stood infront and was quiet for long time .every body start to look arround .magribe sallah should said loud .the man was quiet . when they asked him imam are you ready for the prayer he said i am on it .they told him but you are quiet ,this is magribe .the old man said heey i can only lead the prayer in a quiet mode not loud. he couldn't recite the verses. they have to change imams .
another funny incident happen in mansajang kunda. i was very young then ,the imam didn't come so we choose an older man again to lead the prayer .he not only mix up the verse but went through three separte surahs without noticing .i laugh so loud ,they chase me out .
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bantaba
Switzerland
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Posted - 16 Jun 2007 : 05:32:26
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| Mawdow Dalton, I love your jokes!!!! Keep them coming |
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