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Eve
Gambia
344 Posts |
 Posted - 20 May 2007 : 18:09:36
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There is a lady from free town, who married to a belgium man and she explained that they met through the internet, they got married and she come to live in belgium together, her problem was the man can't make love to her, any time she wanted, man don't , she said maybe he forget how to make love, she wanted to show him, one day she was out and on her returns, she found her husband lay on the settee and was look very tired, all over him was a spain, as she said the husband was having three men making love to him, as she knew that the husband was a gay, she understood why he can't make love to her then.
One day they were lying together and she felt that the husband couldn't sleep, because he was moving over and over on the bed, after he waked up and got down stairs for sometimes, she got worried and go look after him, she found him making love with the dog, she called the police and then the husband said the wife was crazy, they took her in a special place for the crazy.
I couldn't slept as i had this story.
dangerous, be very careful to met with people you don't know through the net.
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toubab1020
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Posted - 20 May 2007 : 19:07:11
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Originally posted by Eve
dangerous, be very careful to met with people you don't know through the net.
Yes, I couldn't agree more! |
"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.
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Jack
Belgium
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Posted - 20 May 2007 : 21:25:52
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Why should a Belgian gay man who even likes f***ing the dog marry a Sierra leonian woman ???? This is to me really a fiction story.
You want to put some new life in this Bantaba ??
Jack from Belgium, not gay, and dont f**ck dogs LOL |
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gambiabev
United Kingdom
3091 Posts |
Posted - 20 May 2007 : 21:47:44
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I thought it sounded like one of those made up stories too.....
James bond definately isn't gay!   |
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Babylon
Sweden
691 Posts |
Posted - 20 May 2007 : 23:24:40
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I mean... surely the woman has brains and can always decide who she wants to stay with and married to but I feel sorry for the poor dog though.  
By the way, did you guys know there are animal brothels in Denmark where u can bang a horse if u like, and that IT`S A POPULAR PLACE TO VISIT! I`M NOT KIDDING! Some weird farmer has turned his cattle into ho´s... There sure are some reeeeally sick, disgusting ppl in this world...
If u still dont believe me here´s tha sad proof: www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1458080.ece |
Edited by - Babylon on 20 May 2007 23:27:18 |
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gambiabev
United Kingdom
3091 Posts |
Posted - 21 May 2007 : 07:46:00
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| When you say sick disgusting people, please don't include MOST WOMEN in this. It is USUALLY MEN!!! |
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Babylon
Sweden
691 Posts |
Posted - 21 May 2007 : 12:50:35
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Well bev... I´ve heard of women who like ém dogs and horses too... 
Oh my Gooood!!! I think I have to go vomit now just thinking about it! |
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leokat
United Kingdom
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Posted - 21 May 2007 : 14:09:02
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By the way, did you guys know there are animal brothels in Denmark where u can bang a horse if u like, and that IT`S A POPULAR PLACE TO VISIT! I`M NOT KIDDING! Some weird farmer has turned his cattle into ho´s... There sure are some reeeeally sick, disgusting ppl in this world...
If u still dont believe me here´s tha sad proof: www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1458080.ece
Eww, every time I think there's nothing of a sexual nature left that can shock me something comes up and slaps me in the face!
A few years ago there was a notorious Jerry Springer chat show programme screened here in the UK where a man said he was in love 'both emotionally and physically' with his horse. At the time I thought it was probably just some chav's desperate attempt to get his 15 minutes of fame.
Also, more year ago that I care to admit, my late husband once told me of a time when he was living in a flat in Earls Court in London. Apparently, the flat downstairs was raided by the vice squad as they had discovered that blue movies were being made there. Amongst the 'evidence' taken away were two alsation dogs which my husband told me had 'featured' in the films. At the time I had no real idea what he meant.
How naive am I? |
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tintinto
United Kingdom
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Posted - 21 May 2007 : 14:24:17
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| From the book "The damage done", the true story of Aussie Warren Fellows, he tells of when he was in Bangkok Prison, the Thai inmates were occasionally given a break to go to the prison farm to "Hump" a pig!!! When permission was granted they all rushed to the farm, trying to get there before others, because none of them wanted to be left with the ugly ones !!!! |
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Ramou
90 Posts |
Posted - 21 May 2007 : 17:46:14
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quote:
Originally posted by Jack
Why should a Belgian gay man who even likes f***ing the dog marry a Sierra leonian woman ???? This is to me really a fiction story.
You want to put some new life in this Bantaba ??
Jack from Belgium, not gay, and dont f**ck dogs LOL
Hehehehehehehehe... |
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Ramou
90 Posts |
Posted - 21 May 2007 : 17:48:01
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quote:
Originally posted by tintinto
From the book "The damage done", the true story of Aussie Warren Fellows, he tells of when he was in Bangkok Prison, the Thai inmates were occasionally given a break to go to the prison farm to "Hump" a pig!!! When permission was granted they all rushed to the farm, trying to get there before others, because none of them wanted to be left with the ugly ones !!!!
Hehehehehehe... |
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inez
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Posted - 22 May 2007 : 14:01:12
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quote:
Originally posted by Ramou
quote:
Originally posted by tintinto
From the book "The damage done", the true story of Aussie Warren Fellows, he tells of when he was in Bangkok Prison, the Thai inmates were occasionally given a break to go to the prison farm to "Hump" a pig!!! When permission was granted they all rushed to the farm, trying to get there before others, because none of them wanted to be left with the ugly ones !!!!
Hehehehehehe...
Can´t stop laughing....not even pigs can be left out of the idea of beauty! wonder if they had some contest...This topic is the worst ever...cattle turned into ho`s..I´m going to became a vegetarian now...but avoid imported carrots ...who the hell knows where they been to. Or maybe ecologigal ones are free from any kind of nastyness? have to find that out... |
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tapalapa
United Kingdom
202 Posts |
Posted - 22 May 2007 : 14:14:56
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HORSES FOR COURSES, SO TO SPEAK !
yak !!!!!!!
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Eve
Gambia
344 Posts |
Posted - 22 May 2007 : 15:49:29
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Originally posted by Jack
Why should a Belgian gay man who even likes f***ing the dog marry a Sierra leonian woman ???? This is to me really a fiction story.
You want to put some new life in this Bantaba ??
Jack from Belgium, not gay, and dont f**ck dogs LOL
Not really jack james, maybe u will be 1 of the guys for me put life in Bantaba, but u know as i said never lie, i will be afraid to God to talk, not the people, but am afraid of the people, what is in their might, u know what am saying JJ. |
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Jack
Belgium
384 Posts |
Posted - 22 May 2007 : 15:58:53
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A camel driver was making his way all trough the Sahara dessert. After 3 weeks travelling the driver wanted some sex, but no one around, except his camel. As he was thinking that no one could see him he decided to hump his camel. However as soon as he was making the first move, the camel took one step forward and the driver fell into the dessert sand. He tried several times, but every time the same scenario.
Suddenly he saw another camel coming closer. When the driver steps down he saw it was a beautiful woman.
As the driver was still hungry for some sex he asked her : Can I ask you for a favour ? . Well she said , it depends, because she saw the twinklings in his eyes and she was expecting a question for sex with her.
Well he said: will you please hold on my camel.
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serenata
Germany
1400 Posts |
Posted - 22 May 2007 : 16:02:08
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What a disgusting topic .
Much more amusing, because they don't do any harm to humans or animals, are objectophiles - men and women who fall in love with things. E.g. a young lady from Berlin who loved the NY Twin Towers and was desperate after 9/11. A Swedish woman even 'married' the Berlin Wall and changed her name to Eklöf-Mauer (Germ. 'Mauer' = 'Wall'). She too was grief-stricken when her 'husband' was 'killed'. Read about the two ladies, about the man living in a 'relationship' with a steam locomotive and other harmless wackos:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,482192,00.html |
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