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Momodou
Denmark
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 Posted - 23 Feb 2007 : 12:40:52
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Understanding Engineers - One
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."
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Understanding Engineers - Two
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Understanding Engineers - Three
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
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Understanding Engineers - Four
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.
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Understanding Engineers - Five
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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Understanding Engineers - Six
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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Understanding Engineers - Seven
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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toubab1020
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Posted - 23 Feb 2007 : 15:12:51
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| Its much quiter here,than elswhere on Bantaba. |
"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.
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MADIBA
United Kingdom
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Posted - 23 Feb 2007 : 15:23:45
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Good stuff Momodou. Why are all the jokes about engineers? Is it because Momodou is one? |
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toubab1020
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Posted - 23 Feb 2007 : 16:57:13
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Midiss,
How wrong can you be, to assume that Mod is an engineer, he is far to etherial for that profession! |
"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.
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kiwi
Sweden
662 Posts |
Posted - 23 Feb 2007 : 18:11:44
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| Well engineered! Was that your dissertation? |
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MADIBA
United Kingdom
1275 Posts |
Posted - 23 Feb 2007 : 19:58:42
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| Toubab, Am Madiss and not Midiss. Am Big not Small Wat is in a name? Momodou is an Engineer by profession. |
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Momodou
Denmark
11828 Posts |
Posted - 23 Feb 2007 : 20:07:00
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You are call Midiss and I am called Mod. Hehehehe!
Have a great weekend. |
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toubab1020
12314 Posts |
Posted - 23 Feb 2007 : 22:33:53
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| I was never very good at spelling (no spell check Mod)should have sister Omega here just to spice things up eh! Yes I am sure you are BIG, MADIBA,sorry about my mispellings boys, U all have a nice day now!! |
"Simple is good" & I strongly dislike politics. You cannot defend the indefensible.
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inez
279 Posts |
Posted - 24 Feb 2007 : 01:03:51
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| hahaaaaaa.....great jokes and great comments |
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njucks
Gambia
1131 Posts |
Posted - 24 Feb 2007 : 14:38:37
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quote:
Originally posted by Momodou
Understanding Engineers - Two
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Momodou & Co.
i hope Engineers will rise up to the challenge and SOLVE the poverty problem created by Economists |
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Sister Omega
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24 Feb 2007 : 21:23:24
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Nice one Mommodou keep the jokes rolling. Who said engineers are boring?
Peace
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