a man dies and is to go to hell. On arrival at the gates he finds out there is a hell for each state on earth He deides to try the american hell at the entrance he asks :'What do they do to one in here?' and he is told : 'first they put you on an electric chair for an hour, then they you on a bed of nails for another hour then the american devil comes and whips you for an hour.' given the choice he tries the german , russian and a few more hells with all the same answer as above. then he spots a long rang of people waiting he approaches the last person and lines up behind him asking him which country's hell it was he is told that these gates would lead to the gambian hell. Finally he is the last to enter and he asks the gate guards what happened to one in the gambian hell and he s told :' you sit on the electric chair for an hour , then you will be laid on a nail bed for a further hour and finally the gambian devil whips you for an hour.' he responds : ' But that is no different to all the other hells. Why does every one want to enter the gambian hell?' and the guards reply: 'Well there is no electricity for the electric chair so you sit quiet comfortable on it for an hour. as for the nails they were paid for but never supplied so you rest on a cosy bed for a further hour. then you need to know the gambian devil was a civil servant he comes in signs in and goes back home for private business.'
Nice one hell is just no problem when your out of electricity, constantly get ripped off, civil servants are out for themselves and still gettibg paid for it.
But would Gambian hell be hell if perpetual hanging was the punishment
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Posted - 08 Jan 2007 : 03:49:35
Nice one hell is just no problem when your out of electricity, constantly get ripped off, civil servants are out for themselves and still gettibg paid for it.
