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Sister Omega
United Kingdom
2085 Posts |
 Posted - 02 Feb 2006 : 17:52:09
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had
led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the
wife replied, "in-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
"What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the
same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to
explain. God made me beautiful so you would be
attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be
attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said,
"You should do it, because you get up first, and
then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of
cooking around here and you should do it, because
that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and
besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do
the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe
that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several
pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he
would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an
early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the
first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left
it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is
always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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Peace
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