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Sister Omega
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 02 Feb 2006 : 17:30:41
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006, WHEN??....
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>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.
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>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family
>is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
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>6. You go home after a long day at work and still answer the
>phone in a business manner.
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>7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to
>get an outside line.
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>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for
>three different companies.
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>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
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>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
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>12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to
>see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
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>13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom
>of the screen.
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>14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have for
>the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
>you turn around to go and get it.
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>15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
>coffee.
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>16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
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>17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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>18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
>message.
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>19. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this
>list.
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>20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a
>number 9 on this list.
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>AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF. Go on, forward this to your friends!
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>You know you want to!
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Peace
Sister Omega |
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