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Momodou
Denmark
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 Posted - 09 Nov 2006 : 13:13:24
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The Italian Momma
Mrs. Botchagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, Mama can't help but notice how pretty
Anthony's roommate is. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate
than meets the eye.
Reading his Mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates. "
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you? "
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure. "
So he sends his Mom an email:
Dearest Mama, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my
house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it, I'm just saying that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Mama:
Figlio mio, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not
saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if
she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mama
MORAL: Never lie to your Mother
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kondorong
Gambia
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Posted - 09 Nov 2006 : 18:52:12
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| That was clever mother. Well if Maria never slept in her room, and probably the mum put the sugar bowl in her room, then she will never find it. Her "room" was just a window dressing. |
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serenata
Germany
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Posted - 10 Nov 2006 : 18:37:47
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| Hihi, Mamma mia - that was a good one! |
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