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Dalton1
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 Posted - 04 Oct 2006 : 02:19:35
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An appetizer, forwarded to my e-mail by a friend. I am not sure of the web links to the article or the author of the piece.
Cracking into laughter!! hahaaa! Please read !!!
NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons
of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by
means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As
the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every
t riangle.'
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given
us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent
or profound statement by the president.
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kobo
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04 Oct 2006 : 02:39:02
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Its not for laughter Dalton 1 but amazingly meticuloously compiled and a wonderful piece of intelligentia sensible!
I did laugh a little bit not for JOKES but impressed with how intelligent and crafty this piece was done and by what genius.
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Edited by - kobo on 04 Oct 2006 02:40:25 |
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Dalton1
3485 Posts |
Posted - 04 Oct 2006 : 06:34:17
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Kelifahbih,
amghakoh. Can u imagine what a statement from the arrestee would look like ?
See u 2moro. |
"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:
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