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jambo
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 Posted - 13 Jun 2006 : 11:18:37
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i was sent this, thought it might bring a smile to some of the forum.
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> >A man dies and goes to hell.
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> >There he finds that there is a different hell for
> each country .
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> >He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend
> his eternity. He goes to German Hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the > >rest of the day".
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> >The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA Hell as well as the Russia Hell and many more. He discovers >that they are all similar to the German hell
then he comes to the African Hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
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> >Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on
> a bed of nails for another hour. The African devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.
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> >"Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work.
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> >The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.
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> >And, on top of it, the African devil used to be a Civil Servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home
> for private business."
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kondorong
Gambia
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Posted - 06 Jul 2006 : 19:13:50
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| Jambo how could i have missed this piece. This is really Afrirca for you. I like the part of the civil servant and electricity. It can pass for the Gambia. |
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jambo
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Posted - 07 Jul 2006 : 15:17:10
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| Kons i think you have been busy, how is life. As I am now back from Gambia i can now breathe and take stock of things. After the AU, this poem is more topical. |
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