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Momodou



Denmark
8491 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2012 :  10:10:15  Show Profile Send Momodou a Private Message
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.......

Difference Between Complete & Finish...
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!


A clear concience fears no accusation - proverb from Sierra Leone

kisley



United Kingdom
214 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2012 :  11:15:16  Show Profile Send kisley a Private Message
Why do married women weigh more than single women?

Single women come home and see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, take one look at what's in bed and go to the fridge.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough

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Momodou



Denmark
8491 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2012 :  11:21:33  Show Profile Send Momodou a Private Message
Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target...
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing...
Husband: "MISSING YOU"...





A man in Hell asked the Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked the Devil how much to pay for the service.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.

A clear concience fears no accusation - proverb from Sierra Leone
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Dalton1



3485 Posts

Posted - 14 Nov 2012 :  17:28:38  Show Profile  Visit Dalton1's Homepage Send Dalton1 a Private Message
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWhW_eeV8DY

It could be costly,to the extent of losing a pretigious presidency to say:

"...binders full of women..." Mitt Romney, 2012.

Humor is healthy!

Thanks,
Yero

"There is no god but Allah (SWT); and Muhammad (SAW)is His last messenger." shahadah. Fear & Worship Allah (SWT) Alone! (:
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